The best thing you can do in this life is play a video game with your friends and take turns doing silly voices for all of the characters ☝️this is fact checked by the sacred boar at the center of the earth
burgers are awesome. so are pussies. so you’d think something called the “borgussy” is something very good, but according to my friend Karl Marx such is not the case.
i do appreciate the way that we tumblr users have evolved our language to discuss our feelings related to The Character/The Guy. you used to have to just say he was hot or he was making your ovaries explode or he was a precious cinnamon roll even if he looked bad or was just kind of standing there or whatever. now you can say things like “the creature” or “he looks so sopping wet here” or “i want to chain him to my radiator” like it’s just more inclusive and adaptable to the situation
